2005-12-01 - 8:54 p.m.
TrustyJustys slap nut of the day goes to these goddamn idiots on the OnStar commercials. Have you all heard these dumb ass things? Just about every day in the car I hear some ass clown crying about being in a wreck or locking their keys in their car. Just so I wouldnt feel left out I spent some of my hard earned money so I too can call OnStar in case of an emergency. As a matter of fact I had one just the other night. It took alot of bullshitting ,but I obtained the recording of the conversation for all my fans. It went a little something like this.......
"Hello OnStar"
"Hello OnStar,This is TrustyJusty and I just locked my keys in my car with my child in it"
"No problem sir, I can unlock your doors for you"
"No you don't understand,I just got to the bar and I couldn't find a sitter,so I don't give a fuck how many times the little bastard asks you to unlock the doors,leave the goddamn things shut,ok"
"Sir! This service is for emergencys only,and I don't think this classifies as one"
"Look fuck face ,when I want your opinion,I'll beat it out of ya"
"This is not an emergency"
"How the hell do you figure this is not an emergency? I'm drier than a covered bridge and the boy is not old enough to go in the bar,sounds like a big fucking emergency to me"
"Sir,We do not offer this kind of service"
"Well let me ask you this,can you give us directions to get back home?"
"Yes sir.I can do that"
"Well good,I'm sure I'll be in the back seat singing to the radio after bit,someone is going to have to give him directions to drive my drunk ass home,have a good fucking night slapnut!"
